Funny Love Quotes in English

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust, if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” —Miles Davis
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” —Phyllis Diller
By all means marry; If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates
The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” —Blaise Pascal
Love is being stupid together.” —Paul Valery
It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” —Lucille Ball
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” —Carroll Bryant
Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.” —Dolly Parton
If I love you, what business is it of yours?” —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I like to say there’s certain things you can’t take back: One of them is ‘I love you,’ and one of them is bullets.” —Nathan Fillion
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” —Mae West
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” —Jean Illsley Clarke
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” —Jules Renard
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