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Funny Love Quotes in English

Funny Love Quotes in English

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner 

If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust, if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” —Miles Davis

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” —Phyllis Diller

By all means marry; If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates

The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” —Blaise Pascal 

Love is being stupid together.” —Paul Valery

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” —Lucille Ball

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” —Carroll Bryant

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.” —Dolly Parton

If I love you, what business is it of yours?” —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I like to say there’s certain things you can’t take back: One of them is ‘I love you,’ and one of them is bullets.” —Nathan Fillion

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” —Mae West

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” —Jean Illsley Clarke

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” —Jules Renard

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