What else are best friends for if not to make each other laugh aloud? The amusing best friend captions that follow are both witty and accurate to your relationship. Funny quotes are always ideal for your social media postings, whether you’re trying to make them laugh about what it’s like to be a friend or demonstrate that you realise the humorous sides of your relationship. The captions below are likely to make you smile, making them ideal for a funny best friend.
God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.
Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating
We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper
We will always be best friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.
I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people.
Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
Friends never ask for food. Best friends are the reason you have no food
A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze
Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with.
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you
Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house just take a nap
I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you
If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends
If you don’t own matching shirts, are you really friends