Guess what I’m not wearing right now
My parents are out. Wanna come over? I mean, they’ve lived in Florida for 10 years, but still…
I have three little words I’ve been wanting to tell you: Bring. Pizza. Now
What are your favorite letters of the alphabet? Mine are U and I.
Olive juice. Say it fast
Hands up! I’m the FBI, and you’re on my most-wanted list.
What is your type, and why is it me?
You look so hot right now. I’m not stalking you, just saying you always do
Are your lips always that luscious, or were you allergic to the seafood we had for dinner?
When can I see you again? Pick a day that ends in “y.”
My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot. What should I tell them?
Do you believe in love at first text? Because you can delete this one, and I can keep texting until you do.
When Santa asked what I want for Enjoyment I sent him your Instagram.
Your love is better than ice cream—and fewer calories too.
I miss you as much as Stormtroopers miss their targets.
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